Last pants standing

Here I am at 32 weeks and 5 days. I am running out of suitable pants. These are not the actual last pants standing, but they are one of two pairs that are work suitable. It seems that the powers that be only make non-jean, non-yoga style maternity pants in black and khaki. Two places where khaki will always be "in" are (1) maternity clothing stores and (2) Virginia (worn with the appropriate ribbon belt and frat boy half tuck of the shirt). For me, next stop, mumu.

Oh and don't worry folks, the rubber mallet on the dresser has been removed from the baby's room. Rubber mallets aren't good for babies at least according to everything I've read.