No Baby

So, still no baby. I was due on October 3. Now I am just big and uncomfortable, spend my time waddling through my neighborhood and watching riveting tv like "Judge Joe Brown." I may be super pregnant and going through some stuff, but at least I am not suing my neighbor in the trailer park for $234 because she threw a trash can through my window.

I do, however, feel like this baby is giving me the finger. But I don't think I will sue her for that.